Saturday, 13 July 2013
Wife:" Baju-Wali Har Saal Apne
PATI
Ke Saath
10 Din Bahar Ghumne Jaati Hai
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Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine To 4-5 Baar
Poocha Par
Wo Nahi Maani...
Wife(sms): Hi baby..?
Husband: Hiii honey.. ?(sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes yes...im here...? (sending failed)
Wife: R u ignoring me?? ?
Husb: Honey im not..i m right here.. (sending failed) ?
Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again! ?
Husb: Mar ja kameeni (message sent).?.
Aadmi galat nahi hota, haalaat galat hote hain
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho
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Wife: Aur .!
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Husband: Aur .
Laanat h aisi zindagi par.
Biwi: Meri saheli aa rahi hai,
woh mere sath soyegi.
Aap hall me so jaoge ??
Husband: Ek shart pr,
jb meri saheli ayegi,
tab tum hall me sone ka vada karo !
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked?Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho??
Wife:?Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!?
Husband:?Bakri se hi poch raha hon?
Secret Formula of happiness 4 married couples.
"Love One Another!"
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If It Doesn't Work
Just Bring the Last
Word in the Middle
365 nights of a indian wife...
60 nites periods.
55 nites headache.
50 nites I am tired.
45 nites I am angry.
40 nites I have to get up early.
35 nites its too late now.
30 nites I am not well.
25 nites the kids are awake.
20 nites will do it tomorrow.
Now guess whats left -
Girl Friend.
