Posted by : Unknown Sunday, 14 July 2013



Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi ha?????

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun. !!!!


Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain!!!!

 

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