@@Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) ...!!!1
Archive for July 2013
Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi!!!!
.......If the path is beautiful,
Ask where it leads to..
But if destination Is Beautiful....
Never mind about the path..
keep walking,........
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Sometimes When We Say:
Im Okay..
We want Someone To,
Look Into My Eyes..
Grab us in his arms.. :-)
HUG Us Tight
& Say :
I Know You Are Not…!!!!@@
Sometimes When We Say:
Im Okay..
We want Someone To,
Look Into My Eyes..
Grab us in his arms.. :-)
HUG Us Tight
& Say :
I Know You Are Not…!!!!@@
!!!An excellent saying:---
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.!!!!
####Real Richness is When
You Are So,
E X P E N S I V E
That
No 0ne Can Buy Your,
C H A R A C T E R.!!!!!!####
!!!!!The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose!!!!!
kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p:_) :-) :-)
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p:_) :-) :-)
@Ek tooti PREM kahani....
Fark sirf itna sa hai...
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA!!!!!!
The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”"""
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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye!!!!
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”"""
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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye!!!!
new latest funny sms ::
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.@@@
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.@@@
@@@new latest funny sms ::
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.
Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka!!!!!
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.
Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka!!!!!
:: new latest funny sms ::
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
:: new latest funny sms ::
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".!!!!1...
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".!!!!1...
:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ....
If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai!!!!!!
If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai!!!!!!
Unki Tasveer Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai,
Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Leta Hai,
Kisi Tarha Zikar Ho Jaye Unko Toh,
Hass Kar Bheegi Palkein Jhuka Leta Hai.!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuch Dost aise hote hain... ,
Jo dil main bas jate hain. ...
Jo zindagi ki rahon main ,
hum se bichar jate hain. ....
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo raat main yaad aate hain.
aur raaton ki tanhaai me rulaate hain ,
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo phoolon ki tarah hote hain.
jo khud to chale jate hain,
per apni mahek chor jate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo zindagi tor dete hain.
per zindagi ki raahon me tanha chor detey hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain,
jo chaand ki tarah hote hain ,
jo daag to bahut rakhte hain per
khubsurat nazar ate hain.
kuch dost aise hote hain ,
jo patthar ka dil rakhte hain ,
jo shisha-e-dil tor jate hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
tum...in sub mein anmol ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<>>>
Ruk Ja Subah Tak Shayad Hai Ye Raat Aakhri
Zindagi Ki Ye Mulaqaat Aakhri
Tu Mere Janaze Ko Kandha Jarur Dena
Hoga Mera Ye Safar Tere Sath Aakhri…!!!!!<<>>
But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.!!!!!!
U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.!!!!!!
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Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay. !!!!!!
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay. !!!!!!
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho......
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . !!!!!!!!<<<>>>>:-p
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho......
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . !!!!!!!!<<<>>>>:-p
Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana!!!!!
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana!!!!!
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga !!!!!!
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga !!!!!!
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.”Wait a minute,” she said.
“I had Johnny with me for three months and
I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
(special on Mothers Day 2013>>>><<<<
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
0000 hours,
A normal human being CANNOT do it.
Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineers Day:-) :-)!!!!
CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi
Khelta.?
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Kyonki TECHNICAL
Problem Hae
Sab Players Ka Face Ek
Jaisa
Hota Hai
Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi
Muh
Dhoke
Phir Se Aa Skta hai...!!!!
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K mu wali kbi sms B kr liya kr,
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Tujhy Laga Good Morning hai?
time vaikhaya eee. :-) :-(
Santa Pareshan Thha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja
Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Thha”
Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte”"""
Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li....
Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga
Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi”
Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai....
Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Ch#dayi Karta Hai....
Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi”...
Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe Thhe”...
Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha !!!!:-) :-) :-)...
Condoms...♋Imagine if all these companies start selling condoms, they won't even have to change their tag line:-Pepsodent Condom-"Raat bhar dishum dishum."Colgate Condom-"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra."Nokia"Condom- Connecting people."MRF Condom-"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage."Moov Condom-"Ah se Aha tak."Mirinda Condom-"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage."Godrej Hair Dye Condom-"Kato, kholo or lagao."Sprite Condom-"Bujaye only Pyas baki all bakwas."Tata Sky Condom-"Isko laga dala,toh life jhingalala.."The best one...M seal condom -"ek tapakti boond aapki...!!!!!:-)
Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye,Bra Utar Kar B##bs Dabwaye,
Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye,Andar Jaaye To Once More Chillaye,
Wahi Dulhan Piya man bhaaye!!! hahahha
दुल्हन वही जो रोज करवाए ,
ब्रा उतरवाकर बूब्स दबवाए ,
पोपट को देख पेटीकोट उठाये ,
अन्दर जाये तो एक बार चिलाए,
वही दुल्हन पीया मन भाये
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आदमी हमेशा दो प्रॉब्लम में जीता है....
पहली- यार साल इतना खड़ा क्यूँ होता है
दूसरी-यार साल आज तक खड़ा क्यूँ नहीं होता ?
What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do Dis So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean 2 Hurt U In Any Way
I'm Sorry 4 Hurting U!!!!
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI.....
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.!!!!!
Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga!!!!!!!
Khelna Seekh Liya Ab Toh Dard Se Humne
Jeena Seekh Liya Bewafai Ke Sath Ab Toh
Dil Kis Kadar Toota Hai Kya Bataayein Hum
Marne Se Pehle Kafan Odhna Sikh Liya Humne!!!!
खेलना सीख लिया अब तो दर्द से हमने
जीना सीख लिया बेवफ़ाई के साथ अब तो
दिल किस कदर टूटा है क्या बताएं हम
मरने से पहले कफन ओढना सीख लिया हमने!!!!!
Dil cheez hi kya hai,
Ye to bas bahana hai pyaar jatane ka,
Warna ye hamari jaan hi kya hai,
Ye to bas bahana hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka…
दिल चीज़ ही क्या है,
ये बस बहाना है प्यार जताने का,
वरना यह हमारी जान ही क्या है,
ये बस बहाना है उमर भर साथ निभाने का ..!!!!
Mohabbat Ke Sapney Wo Dikhaatay Bahut Hain,
Raaton Main Wo Hum Ko Jagaatay Bahut Hain,
Main Aankhon Main Kaajal Lagaaun To Kaise,
In Aankho Ko Log Rulaatay Bahut Hain!!!!
मोहब्बत के सपने वो दिखाते बहुत हैं,
रातों मुख्य वो हम को जगाते बहुत हैं,
मैं आँखों में काजल लगाऊ तो कैसे ,
इन आँखों को लोग रुलाते बहुत है ????/
Is behte dard ko mat roko,
Ye to saza hai kisi ke intejar ki,
Log inhe aansoon kahe ya deewangi,
Par ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki…
Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…)(()(()(
Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro. >>>>>>>
Sapno Mein Mere Ho Tum Hi Tum
Tumhara Nor Hi Hai Jo Pad Raha Hai Chehre Pe
Din Raat Aati Ho Mere Khayaalon Mein
Warna Kaun Dekhta Tumhe Andhere Mein!
Good Night Dear…!!!!
What is marriage????…..
Do dilon ka bandhan…..
Do atmaon ka milan…….
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan…...
Do insan ki dhadkan…...
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Why do we all marry?????
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE!!!!
Jaaneman College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabon Ko Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hai Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho....
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pinky Ek Din Pappu Se Puchti Hai!!!!
Pinky: “Jab Ek Murgha Murghi Ka Rape Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai To Murghi Kya Kehti Hai?”
Pappu: “Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak“>>>><<<(.)
SMS Book 4 You
की दुनिया में आपका स्वागत है..यहाँ पर आपको हर तरह के SMS मिलेंगे।
अगर आपको किसी से प्यार है तो भेज सकते है... उसे Love SMS या करना चाहते है किसी से Flirt तो भेज दीजिये जल्द से Flirt SMS या आ गया है Boyfriend का जन्मदिन तो भेज दीजिये Boyfriend's SMS ,अब आने वाला है रक्षाबंधन तो जल्द ही भेजे Rakhi SMS..
आप मुझसे Facebook, Twitter, पर भी Connect हो सकते है और मजेदार SMS पा सकते है ...
Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,
mai kutte se baat kar raha Hu!!!!:-0
Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai|
kya tum ise thik nahi kar sakte?”
Tinku- “Yaar! Dhairya rakho| Yaad nahi, tumhe
thik karne me mujhe kitne din lage the|”!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romantic shayari
Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?”
Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|”
Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de
sakta hu|”
Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|”
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Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai">>>
hahahhahahah
Santa- “Achaa hua, mai Maharashtra me
paida na hua|”
Banta- “Wo kyu?”
Santa- “Kyuki mujhe to Marathi ka ek akshar
bhi nahi aata|”
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Workshop me Deviji dheele-dhaale kapde pehankar aayi
to operator ne kaha- “Deviji, ye dheele-dhaale kapde
pehankar na aaya kijiye, machine me fas jaane ka dar hai|”
Deviji- “Janaab, agar mai tight kapde pehankar!!!!!
समाचार पत्र में विज्ञापन आया,
हमारे पास एक ऐसा उत्पाद हैं,
जिसको पहनकर आप पूरी #दुनिया को देख सकते हैं,
मगर आपको कोई नही देख सकता।
दस हज़ार में यह सुविधा आपके घर तक फ्री में पहुंचाई जायेगी।
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एक लड़की ने #विज्ञापन पढ़ते ही 10,000 रुपये भेज दिए।
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कुछ दिनों बाद एक पैकेट आया,
लड़की ने उसे जल्दी से खोला तो अन्दर से
एक 'बुर्क़ा' निकला वो भी टोपी वाला। !!!!
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Boy: I love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Mere Paas Uss ke Jitne Paise To Nahin
Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga .
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Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye.. ??
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Girl:" Dimag ki maa bahen mat kar..
Apne Dost Ka Number de... :-p
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hai!!!!
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se...
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se:-) :-p
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi ha?????
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!!!!
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You....:-)
Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak...
Hamari taraf se aap ko ... Naya Janam Din Mubarak!!!
Wife:" Baju-Wali Har Saal Apne
PATI
Ke Saath
10 Din Bahar Ghumne Jaati Hai
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Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine To 4-5 Baar
Poocha Par
Wo Nahi Maani...
Wife(sms): Hi baby..?
Husband: Hiii honey.. ?(sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes yes...im here...? (sending failed)
Wife: R u ignoring me?? ?
Husb: Honey im not..i m right here.. (sending failed) ?
Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again! ?
Husb: Mar ja kameeni (message sent).?.
Aadmi galat nahi hota, haalaat galat hote hain
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho
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Wife: Aur .!
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Husband: Aur .
Laanat h aisi zindagi par.
Biwi: Meri saheli aa rahi hai,
woh mere sath soyegi.
Aap hall me so jaoge ??
Husband: Ek shart pr,
jb meri saheli ayegi,
tab tum hall me sone ka vada karo !
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked?Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho??
Wife:?Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!?
Husband:?Bakri se hi poch raha hon?
Secret Formula of happiness 4 married couples.
"Love One Another!"
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If It Doesn't Work
Just Bring the Last
Word in the Middle
365 nights of a indian wife...
60 nites periods.
55 nites headache.
50 nites I am tired.
45 nites I am angry.
40 nites I have to get up early.
35 nites its too late now.
30 nites I am not well.
25 nites the kids are awake.
20 nites will do it tomorrow.
Now guess whats left -
Girl Friend.
3 chizon ka Ahtraam kro:
Ustaad
Waaldain
Buzurg
3 ko sath rakho:
Sachaai
Emaan
Naiki
3 chizon ko yaad rakho:
Ahsaan
Nasehat
Maut
3 chizon k ley laro:
Watan
Izat
Haq
3 chizon pe qaabu rakho:
Zubaan
Ghussa
Nafs
3 chizon s bacho:
Buraai
Chughli
Hasad
Sweetheart! U R So Beautiful,
My Love 4u Will Always B True,
Here's A Wish 4 My Darling.
May All Your Dreams Come True,
I Wish U A Very Happy Birthday.
With Lots Of Love And Kisses.
From A Heart That Beats.
Just 4 You.
You are my dream in my sleep.
You are my vision in my eye.
You are my smile on my lips.
You are beat of my heart.
You are Angel in my prayer.
You are light of my life.
Happy Birthday Dear.
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many many happy returns of the dayY..
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Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true,
here?s a wish 4 my darling?
may all your dreams come true
I wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses?
from a heart that beats?
just 4 you...
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
Madam 1day in class
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
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L 4 lund
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!
Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend.
After Breakup - "Mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali"
Girl throws her whisper on his face - "Le kutte, aaj se tera monthly EMI Shuru
Machli Ko English Me Kehte Hain
FISH
Hum Apko Bahut Karte Hain MISS
Humse Pehle Koi Kar Na De
WISH
Isliye 1 Din Pahle Kr Rahe Hai
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Wish .@
If i could fulfill your hearts desires 2day,
i will, but since i cant,
i pray that ur day will be filled with happiness, love, n greatness...
Happy Birthday n Many Returns
There's No Nixe Time Than Ur B'day For Wishing You
Happiness, Love, Joy, Friendship & Allah's Blessings
Whch Is The Best Gift Anyone Could Have
HaPpY b'DaY
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
Ayesha Takia-4 ltr
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Sania-3 ltr
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Bipasha-2 ltr
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Katrina-1ltr
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Aishwrya- 1/2 lt
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Kareena- Sample Pouch
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&
Recently introduced
SUNNY LEONE- Party Pack
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Funny fact :
Pichle 65 salon me sirf 1 hi cheez par
Mehngai ka asar nahin hua
Woh hai is Desh ke Neta.:-)
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Woh Kal bhi Do-kodi ke the ,
Aaj bhi do Kodi ke hi hain .. :-D
पिछले 65 सैलून मुझे सिर्फ 1 ही चीज़ पर
महंगाई का असर नहीं हुआ
वो हैं देश के नेता है.!!!!!;-)
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वो कल भी दो कोडी के थे
आज भी दो कोडी के हैं !!!!
Maang bharne ki saja
kuch is kadar paa raha hu,
ki maang puri karte karte ,
ab maang maang ke kha raha hu
मांग भरने की सजा
कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हु,
की मांग पूरी करते करते,
अब मांग मांग के खा रहा हु
Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…
दोस्तों से हर लम्हे में दिवाली है,
दोस्ती की ये दुनिया दीवानी है,
दोस्तों के बिना जिन्दगी बेकार है,
जिन्दगी से ही तो जिन्दी में बहार है...
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
प्यार के गीत गायेंगे हम;
अपनी इक नयी दुनिया बसायेंगे हम;
हवाओं से दीया बुझ गया में जो;
उन्हें बेच कार फिलिप्स के बल्ब लायेंगे हम ..!
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
तेरी याद में हमने कलाम उठायी
लिया कागज और तस्वीर आपकी बने
सोचा था की उसको दिल से लगा कर रखेंगे
बचो को डराने के काम आई को मगर वो ...
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
खाब आता है को नींद आती ही
खाब में एक लड़की aati hai,
लड़की के पीछे उसका बाप आता है
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